In the Name of New Phyrexia, I'll Punish You!

Allison | NB Woman | 30s | She/Her They/Them || Live on Twitch every Thursday Night @AliceEris 8pm PST/11pm EST || We are all a bunch of liars Tell me, baby, who do you wanna be?
21:35 11 July 2023 227
magicalgirlmindcrank

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If you read Dog of War you get fun thematic chapter titles taken from straight from Sun Tzu

Also a clueless lesbian relationship rectangle with and a buncha hypnosmut petplay and power exchange stuff, among other things, like intrigue :3

Don't wanna take my word for it? Check out these reviews!:

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magicalgirlmindcrank

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Okay one more I really wanted to fit in.

19:19 19 July 2023 6508
dragongirlsnout

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

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it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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18:44 19 July 2023 8

tumblr will just drop the most godawful update out the blue

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17:59 19 July 2023 1065
nendocris

Tumblr users: -Complaining about actual problems with this site-

Staff: We heard you loud and clear! Introducing Twitter!

17:43 19 July 2023 6160
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Real summer 1998

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In the 90s, lunchables came with a can of pop. You could purchase a tube of sour goo that you could squeeze straight into your mouth. It was nuts.

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i literally chugged one a few months ago

17:31 19 July 2023 227
magicalgirlmindcrank

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If you read Dog of War you get fun thematic chapter titles taken from straight from Sun Tzu

Also a clueless lesbian relationship rectangle with and a buncha hypnosmut petplay and power exchange stuff, among other things, like intrigue :3

Don't wanna take my word for it? Check out these reviews!:

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magicalgirlmindcrank

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Okay one more I really wanted to fit in.

17:26 19 July 2023 61
magicalgirlmindcrank

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This is Yuri. To me.

16:45 19 July 2023 429764
drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
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frightbot

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

drbrianbae

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

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